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What Car Names Really Mean  â â â â ACURA - Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile AMC - All Makes Combined AMC - A Major Cost AMC - A Mutated Car AMC - A Morons Car AMC - Another Major Catastrophe AUDI - Accelerates Under Demonic Influence AUDI - All Unsafe Designs Implemented AUDI - Another Ugly Duetsche Invention AUDI - Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence AUDI - Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. BMW - Babbling Mechanical Wench BMW - Beastly Monstrous Wonder BMW - Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels BMW - Beautiful Mechanical Wonder BMW - Barely Moving Wreck BMW - Big Money Waste BMW - Big Money. Why? BMW - Big Money Works BMW - Born Moderately Wealthy BMW - Breaks Most Wrenches BMW - Bring Many Wrenches BMW - Brings Me Women BMW - Brings More Women BMW - Broken Money Waster BMW - Broke My Wallet BMW - Broken Monstrous Wonder BMW - Brutal Money Waster BMW - Bumbling Mechanical Wretch BMW - Blasphemous Motorized Wreck BUICK - Big Ugly Import Car Killer BUICK - Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer BUICK - Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CADILLAC - Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars CADILLAC - Cars Are Driven In Long Lines And Crashed CHEVROLET - Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle, Or Loud Engine Ticks CHEVROLET - Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips CHEVROLET - Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips CHEVROLET - Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time CHEVROLET - Cheap Heaps Erratically Vibrate Running On Level Even Terrain CHEVROLET - Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques CHEVROLET - Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time CHEVY - Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet CHEVY - Can Hear Every Valve Yell Evade - Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater Evade - Dead Old Dog Going East Evade - Dead On Day Guarantee Expires Evade - Dead On Delivery, Go Easy Evade - Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired Evade - Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Evade - Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere Evade - Driven Only During Gray Evenings EDSEL - Every Day Something Else Leaks FIAT - Failed In A Tunnel FIAT - Fails In Attempted Turns FIAT - Failure In Automotive Technology FIAT - Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation FIAT - Fits In A Thimble FIAT - Fix It Again Tony FIAT - Flats In All Tires FIAT - Found In A Trench Portage - Fabricated Of Refried Dung Portage - Fails On Rainy Days Portage - Famous Odor Resistant Dog Portage - Falling Off: Rusty Door Portage - Fast Only Rolling Downhill Portage - Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream Portage - Fastest On Road, Dip! Portage - Fatally Obese Redneck Driver Portage - Fault Of R&D Portage - Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline